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OCTOPUS TENTACLE BOX WIENER Aiden. 18. Of the male variety.
Things you will find on this blog:
  • Doctor Who
  • Sherlock
  • Harry Potter
  • Other crap
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panasonicyouth:

hawkandhandsaw-az:

The Pugs of Middle Earth: Faramir, Frodo, Boromir, Thorin

OH MY GOD

why not me before you?

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

forcequitlife:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:

I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.

davidisbeyonce:

jesuschristvevo:

imagine avril lavigne as a mom

“hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriend”

“but mom!”

“no way no way youre never gonna see him”

“MOM”

“HEY HEY YOU YOU YOURE FUCKING GROUNDED”

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
niknak79:

Same to you broccoli

niknak79:

Same to you broccoli

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

I just have this really strong feeling that I was meant to be garlic bread

what the hell

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds